My real name is Esteban although I hate that name. I go by Steve, Reverend Steve, Mr. Steve, and DADDY. I entertain children when I'm not hiding inside myself. I'm a huge asshole and have a small cult following. I'm married and have two beautiful daughters and an awesome son. I grew up in Arizona, then moved to California. I lived there for 9 years but screw that. Certain people ran me out of there. Screw them. I try not to care about what other people think of me. I'm extremely paranoid. And did I mention that I created my own religion, Woodism, that I'm famous for worldwide? Yeah, it's true. Woodism has been in Playboy, The National Enquirer, The New Yorker, Empire magazine, The San Francisco Chronicle, The Huffington Post, Rue Morgue magazine, Mark and Brian, ABC News and over 40 radio stations across the globe. I'm Mexican but don't hold that against me. I'm really into B-movies, Godzilla, popcorn, old school wrestling, comics and being a father which is pretty awesome. Yeah. I hope you enjoy my blog.