Every single stupid thing that has ever happened in Steve Galindo's life. In no particular order.
December 11, 2008
Relationships And Women.
When I was a kid I watched A Charlie Brown Christmas a lot. And I always thought that Lucy had a crush on Charlie Brown in that cartoon. She hires him to direct the school Christmas play, all the while repeatedly mentioning her beauty to him and saying "You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you Charlie Brown?" I thought that in that one cartoon Lucy loved Charlie Brown and in all the other cartoons and in the comic strip her treating him like shit was just her way of showing him that she loved him.
In retrospect, that set the tone for over 30 years of failed relationships with women.
My real name is Esteban although I hate that name. I go by Steve, Reverend Steve, Mr. Steve, and DADDY. I entertain children when I'm not hiding inside myself. I'm a huge asshole and have a small cult following. I'm married and have two beautiful daughters and an awesome son. I grew up in Arizona, then moved to California. I lived there for 9 years but screw that. Certain people ran me out of there. Screw them. I try not to care about what other people think of me. I'm extremely paranoid. And did I mention that I created my own religion, Woodism, that I'm famous for worldwide? Yeah, it's true. Woodism has been in Playboy, The National Enquirer, The New Yorker, Empire magazine, The San Francisco Chronicle, The Huffington Post, Rue Morgue magazine, Mark and Brian, ABC News and over 40 radio stations across the globe. I'm Mexican but don't hold that against me. I'm really into B-movies, Godzilla, popcorn, old school wrestling, comics and being a father which is pretty awesome. Yeah. I hope you enjoy my blog.