December 11, 2008

Relationships And Women.

When I was a kid I watched A Charlie Brown Christmas a lot. And I always thought that Lucy had a crush on Charlie Brown in that cartoon. She hires him to direct the school Christmas play, all the while repeatedly mentioning her beauty to him and saying "You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you Charlie Brown?" I thought that in that one cartoon Lucy loved Charlie Brown and in all the other cartoons and in the comic strip her treating him like shit was just her way of showing him that she loved him.

In retrospect, that set the tone for over 30 years of failed relationships with women.

Fuck you, Charlie Brown.

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